Right Now

Right now me and E are watching this really cheesy Dracula movie on tv and laughing at it. And we are suddenly finding ourselves very confused. What happens when everyone in the world is a vampire, because all the people have been bitten? What happens when a vampire bites another vampire? And why are all the women attracted to Dracula anyway? Oh well. We're also seeing some really great Saturday night infomercials. Did you know there's a battery-operated shaver that works underwater? This guy was shaving with it while swimming underwater in a pool. What a strange way to multitask...