Ugh

I hab a code. E is walking around waving crossed fingers at me to fend away the germs. Meanwhile, I have no sick days at work, so I'm going there and sneezing and coughing on everyone as part of my evil plan to make them all sick too. Mwahahaha! At least they have a whole supply closet full of kleenex, and the deli next door has excellent chicken soup. But people keep giving me candy in the spirit of Halloween, and I can't enjoy it, because my taste buds don't work. It's so tragic.